This creature was last spotted at a local Minden, LA truck stop. He was looking for fellow truckers and I am sorry to say it Children. If you see this man beware of the strong alcohol breath and constant slurring. He is harmless but his white guns may blind you. Please do not draw attention just call the local zoo so they can have him removed.
That character doesn't come across to me as a Miller Lite drinker, but more of a PBR.
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